Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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