And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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