I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
