Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
