Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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