I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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