im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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