Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Randomize
