Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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