i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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