So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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