Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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