i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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