i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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