were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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