chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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