I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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