he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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