if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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