Sry I called you an 8
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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