If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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