Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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