Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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