Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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