my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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