We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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