There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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