My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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