Already got asked if we're dating
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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