he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My ass is underappreciated
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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