i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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