Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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