i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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