Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
