its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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