It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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