All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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