I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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