i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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