oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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