Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My ATM looks so different sober.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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