This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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