forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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