I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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