no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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