weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Everyone says I win the strip club
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