Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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