You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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