All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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