pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Come on in and take your pants off
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